The Inhuman Human?

This person is famous but I really don’t get why and since I was in the same area as him at LaGuardia Airport when he was acting like a crazed lion pacing his cage, I don’t plan to even try to figure out why this man was ever famous in the first place. It is my firm belief that he was suffering from ‘roid rage that day because his appearance is so different now than when he used to do phone commercials that I think he has to be on steroids. He doesn’t even look human. He has bulked up so much and his face was so puffy, it was uncomfortable to look at him. He was in the food court area and pacing back and forth between the restaurants. It was clear to me that he didn’t think he was supposed to wait in line like the other people. He kept moving back and forth to try to get to the front. He was with a woman who was trying to settle him down but he was having none of it. I was glad to get my sandwich and move on. Who was he? Carrot Top. A supposed comedian but I didn’t see anything funny that day. No, wait, it was funny-odd, not funny-haha.

Speaking of people who have altered their appearance to look like monsters, I have a new short story out today. It’s called The Tainted Keitre and takes place in New Orleans. I’ve dedicated it to our own Danica Avet since she’s my Cajun coach and read this story for me to help me make it better. It’s available here. Don’t ya love the cover?

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12 Responses to The Inhuman Human?

  1. For you and for Danica, I ordered The Tainted Keitre…somehow,I mangeed to screw it up.I am supposed to be able to click on a download and save it to a disk, but I can’t find the download button! Dang! I am so computer inept!
    Carrot Top? Expecting celeb treatment?Man needs a huge reality check!


  2. jeff salter says:

    I agree, it’s a great cover. Congrats on the new release.
    I’ve heard of Carrot-top, but would not be able to pick him from a line-up. Can I assume he’s a red-head?
    From your description of his behavior, I’d say he was snorting cocaine.


  3. Laurie Ryan says:

    He does sound funny-odd! Okay, just googled him to see a current pic. SO sorry I did. ‘nuf said. 🙂 Congrats on the new release.


  4. Micki Gibson says:

    Congratulations on the new release!
    As for Carrot Top, I think my sister saw him in Jacksonville back when in her waitressing days. She worked at this hole-in-the-wall bar that must have had a rep for the dark decor and strong drinks as she saw a couple of celebs hide out there in a corner or two. I don’t recall what her impression of him was, but since it’s been quite a while, he probably looked as normal as he ever did. I saw his early skits which were pretty funny and he must have been entertaining enough to be a Vegas headliner, but I did notice the bulking up. However, I think it was the Botox look or stage make-up which really freaked me out about his appearance.


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