This person is famous but I really don’t get why and since I was in the same area as him at LaGuardia Airport when he was acting like a crazed lion pacing his cage, I don’t plan to even try to figure out why this man was ever famous in the first place. It is my firm belief that he was suffering from ‘roid rage that day because his appearance is so different now than when he used to do phone commercials that I think he has to be on steroids. He doesn’t even look human. He has bulked up so much and his face was so puffy, it was uncomfortable to look at him. He was in the food court area and pacing back and forth between the restaurants. It was clear to me that he didn’t think he was supposed to wait in line like the other people. He kept moving back and forth to try to get to the front. He was with a woman who was trying to settle him down but he was having none of it. I was glad to get my sandwich and move on. Who was he? Carrot Top. A supposed comedian but I didn’t see anything funny that day. No, wait, it was funny-odd, not funny-haha.
Speaking of people who have altered their appearance to look like monsters, I have a new short story out today. It’s called The Tainted Keitre and takes place in New Orleans. I’ve dedicated it to our own Danica Avet since she’s my Cajun coach and read this story for me to help me make it better. It’s available here. Don’t ya love the cover?