I’ll Have to Pass

No More Garage Sales For Me

By Jeff Salter

This week our topic is garage and/or yard sales… and whether we’ve participated as buyer, seller, or both.

Purchaser

Well, I’ve dabbled in such sales as a purchaser or potential purchaser, but I have to tell you — unless you approach this as a “pro” you’re liable to see mainly the leftover junk. Those I consider pros are the ones who map out the sales of any given weekend, study the ads to determine who potentially has the best stuff, and arrive super early – sometimes even before the announced time – to have their pick of the lot. And those pros do occasionally find real bargains.

But by the time the pros have long gone – and I get around to the sale – all the cool stuff is gone and what remains is usually just more of the same clutter I have at home.

Garage Sale

Seller

Though I/we participated in several – which we either hosted or joined with neighbors or friends – I mostly remember one particular sale, with two other families (I think), which we hosted at our house. This was back in about 1981, I believe.

The sale had a very good attendance and quite a lot was sold. Altogether, it grossed a considerable amount of money and our family’s share was nothing to sneeze at. But let me tell you the two aspects of this sale which totally soured me on ever participating in another (at least as the host family).

Who we partnered with

In this sale, other than some items from a neighbor or two (as I recall), we primarily partnered with my boss. Yeah, my boss at work. We were also friends, but when he took over our garage sale, he didn’t behave like a guest at our sale and he didn’t act like a friend — though “off-duty,” he was still my boss… and he considered himself an expert in garage sales. Consequently, he took charge of how I arranged my garage – which he insisted was totally empty – how the clothing was to be displayed, where the various tables were placed, and what went on them, etc.

The following was a tiny matter in the scheme of the complete sale, but the way it was handled sort of captured how the entire sale was conducted. My (clothes) dryer vent extended a few inches into the garage and my boss wanted to snug a table (or something) against that wall. He said I should remove the dryer vent so we could utilize those extra two inches. I said I didn’t want to pull out that vent because I knew it would be difficult to put back in. So he just reached down and yanked it out. Yeah… like it was his vent at his house. See? He was still my boss.

Who does the bargaining on your stuff

The other huge mistake I made with our two day (Fri. and Sat.) sale was that I went to work that Friday and left the sale in the control of my boss. We had carefully marked all our own items with the asking prices and nobody had discussed how much we might be willing to go below those amounts… or who would make those decisions. In other words, it was left up in the air who would do the bargaining with potential buyers about our merchandise… if we were not there to do it ourselves.

Well, in this instance, I got home from work that Friday, after a brisk sale all day long at my house… and found a lot of my stuff had been sold. That was good (theoretically). Then I learned that my guitar (with case) had been sold for $5.00 and my Frankenstein monster boots had sold for $1.00… and I freaked. “Who sold my great stuff for those cruddy prices?” I wailed. “I would never have let them go for those amounts.”

Well, as you’ve already likely guessed, it was my boss who determined that my merchandise could be sold for only a fraction of the price I had carefully placed on each item. Those two examples are simply the ones I remember in particular. The clear overall theme was that my boss was perfectly willing for me to receive 20 or 25 cents for every dollar of my careful pricing. There was no attempt to phone me at work, no thought (on his part) that I might prefer to keep said items than to let them go at such rock bottom prices.

I should probably clarifyy that my boss was a pretty good person, all told… the problem was that he couldn’t easily let go of being boss when we were in settings other than work. And, further, that he didn’t recognize this behavior was a problem.

Conclusion

After that experience, I had no stomach for any further garage/yard sales. Even if I’d not developed such a bad taste in my mouth – for the sale (at my home) being “bossed” by my work supervisor and my carefully priced items being liquidated for laughably piddling amounts – I would be deterred from future sales by the sheer amount of work involved. Everything has to be identified, relocated, sorted, priced, and displayed. A location must be set in a high traffic area. Publicity – ads and signs – must be dealt with. Somebody has to handle the money and the decisions. And somebody has to sit at the sale for those 10-12 hours each day.

Folks, that’s a LOT of work and time… when you can donate those same items to a charitable institution and take a deduction on the value of the items.

No more sales for me.

Question:

Are you a big fan of garage/yard sales? As a seller or a buyer?

 

[JLS # 344]

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About jeff7salter

Currently writing romantic comedy, screwball comedy, and romantic suspense. Twelve completed novels and five completed novellas. Working with three royalty publishers: Clean Reads, Dingbat Publishing, & TouchPoint Press/Romance. "Size Matters" -- Oct. 2016 "The Duchess of Earl" -- Jul. 2016 "Stuck on Cloud Eight" -- Nov. 2015, "Pleased to Meet Me" (novella) -- Oct. 2015, "One Simple Favor" (novella) -- May 2015, "The Ghostess & MISTER Muir" -- Oct. 2014, "Scratching the Seven-Month Itch" -- Sept. 2014, "Hid Wounded Reb" -- Aug. 2014, "Don't Bet On It" (novella) -- April 2014, "Curing the Uncommon Man-Cold -- Dec. 2013, "Echo Taps" (novella) -- June 2013, "Called To Arms Again" -- (a tribute to the greatest generation) -- May 2013, "Rescued By That New Guy in Town" -- Oct. 2012, "The Overnighter's Secrets" -- May 2012. Co-authored two non-fiction books about librarianship (with a royalty publisher), a chapter in another book, and an article in a specialty encyclopedia. Plus several library-related articles and reviews. Also published some 120 poems, about 150 bylined newspaper articles, and some 100 bylined photos. Worked about 30 years in librarianship. Formerly newspaper editor and photo-journalist. Decorated veteran of U.S. Air Force (including a remote ‘tour’ of duty in the Arctic … at Thule AB in N.W. Greenland). Married; father of two; grandfather of six.
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10 Responses to I’ll Have to Pass

  1. Patricia Kiyono says:

    The experience with the boss would sour me too. I left my sale in my kids’ care once and came back to discover my daughter had sold several expensive dresses for fifty cents each – and I wasn’t happy. But considering the clutter I still have, I suppose it was a good thing, and someone got a great deal.

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    • jeff7salter says:

      yikes. that would rattle me. One hates to see valuable items go for pennies.
      Yet, from the perspective of those buyers (of those dresses), I can well imagine they were talking about that purchase for years.

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  2. Oh goodness that experience would have soured me on hosting garage sales as well. Especially the part about the dryer vent.

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    • jeff7salter says:

      Yeah, that was over the edge. I would never do that to anyone I supervised, no matter how close we were. You don’t mess with other people’s dryer vents.

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  3. jbrayweber says:

    Ugh! What a terrible experience! Good guy or not, that would be hard for me to overlook.

    I have a garage sale almost every year. Yeah…insane. It truly is a lot of work. I don’t ever look forward to it. But I don’t like to hang onto stuff and I use the money earned for a family vacation or function. So there is always an end goal. 🙂

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    • jeff7salter says:

      if your sales generate enough to take the family on vacation, you must be doing a terrific business in those events. Also, for folks who do this regularly (even once a year), you have a certain momentum going that likely makes the upcoming one “fall into place” with slightly greater ease.

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      • jbrayweber says:

        Most times, the money is good. But keep in mind, we don’t go to really expensive places, either. While things may fall into place, it is still grueling.

        I do like hunting for a bargain, though, so I do enjoy going to large garage sales. 🙂

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      • jeff7salter says:

        I’ve been to several with my wife. the ones I most enjoy are those which have a good variety of items: books, hardware, sporting goods, and then the usual clothes, dishes, toys, and misc.

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  4. Your boss was way out of line.My sister had the same thing happen with antiques which were bequeathed to her, although the fellow at the shop was supposed to call her before bargaining.
    In some communities it is illegal to have more than 2 yard sales at a given address a year. Those rules come into effect after friends and family of people with a good location take advantage and have sales nearly every weekend in good weather.
    More on my personal experiences tomorrow but suffice it to say, I have found garage sales to be far more trouble than they are worth.

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